AOC, or Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, is an Applebee's bartender who was promoted to Congress after being selected via the Democrat's 'Loser Lottery' initiative.
Her success continued, being voted the Dem's most beloved liar and being presented with the Golden Sickle award, after some notable Stunning and Braves™, including, but not limited to;
- Pretending to cry dramatically against a chain link fence which she claimed was located at a migrant detention center. It was later determined to be a local parking lot.
- Lying about growing up in hardship in the Bronx, a champion of the poor. She actually grew up in
Westchester County.
- Claiming to be a sexual assault survivor but providing no proof, with many disputing her claims.
- Telling the media she was under attack and was almost killed at the Jan 6th
peaceful protestEtc, etc, etc
More recently, AOC decried the priorities of the government, saying her Abuela back home hadn't received
financial support to fix her home. When she is a multi-millionaire and the repairs would cost $500.
Despite her teeth defying dental science, she is coincidentally the cause of many a "Jen Psaki Situation.' (See UD definition).
Abuela: Dios mio, my roof, eet seenk, water, eet pour. Plees AOC, lend me the $500.
AOC: This
government has so much to answer for,
letting you live in these
conditions.
Abuela: Pls AOC I havint eaten for 71 days