ABS

Acronym for "Aggressive Butt Sex" or "Angry Butt Sex".

That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager.

I didn't like that ABS last night; tonight, lets have CBS.

by Yuby Hoo May 27, 2008

ABS

ABS (Author's Boredom Syndrome): When a writer gets the compulsive yearning to jot something down--anything!--due to a pressing sheer boredom. Could be poetry, a story idea, brainstorming, etcetera. More than half of the time, however, the end result will be mediocre because it was forced in order to conquer boredom.

"Man, work was boring as hell. what a long ass today. if it wasn't for my ABS, I don't think I could've made it."

or

"So, babe, did you write anything today?"

"Yeah...six poems."

"Damn! You usually only do one, two at the most."

"I was bored out of my mind, so my ABS kicked in. Chances are, they all suck."

by Abaddon_Uziel March 14, 2012

ABS

A smell that contains the combination of ass, balls, and shit. It can be used to describe any kind of foul odor. It is commonly smelled after a long night of partying or inside a locker room.

Your entire room reeks of ABS!

by Marcharis-beloved creator June 30, 2011

ABS

Accidental Butt Sex

Yeah, so when we were doing it, he was going so hard that it just slipped in. There goes the ABS!

by toofknsick2quit January 4, 2010

ABS

it means Absolutely Bull Shit

God this game is ABS. What does ABS mean Beau? It mean Absolutely Bull Shit

by Beau Julius MN May 13, 2021

ABS

adj. Asian Boy Swag- a type of cool/classy presence found particularly in some Asian guys

girl: Did you see that tall Asian football player? He walks into the room with so much ABS. Not to mention his real abs.

Michael Copon has a lot of ABS, even if he's only half Asian.

by Joycats December 15, 2010

ABS

nickname for a cute girl named abby

ABS can i borrow a pencil?

by dontwai June 5, 2010