February 5

if you're born that day youre officially a BIG DICK BOY

oh he was born february 5. they must have a nine incher.

by shar3728 October 15, 2019

February 5

This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!

Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*

*owner giggles*

Owner:can't wait for February 5th!

by Oopsksks February 03, 2020

february 5

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

February 5

This is the day where every Gemini has to ask out a girl they think is hot and if they said yes they are a keeper of they said no it's for the best

Bro 1: aye ask your crush out
Bro 2: um why?
Bro 1: it's February 5th!

by MY LITTLE VOOMER February 04, 2020

February 5

Ask your crush out its february 5th hey its february 5 ask your crush out

go ask your crush out its february 5th

by my snap is oof.lucas13 February 04, 2020

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 06, 2023

february 5

It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.

* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...

by la_polaca_bilingue October 15, 2019