may 31

the best day known to man kind

may 31 changed my life

by kelly April 03, 2004

May 31

The day a real nigga was born

Aye y’all know Des birthday on May 31st right ?
Yeah ! That’s a real nigga birthday !

by des1k October 16, 2019

May 31

national alone day

Where y'all lonely people can finally feel loved on may 31

by A real clown 🤡 October 17, 2019

May 31

The day the best and purest crackheads were birthed.

Tom: Yo bro it’s Tits birthday she was born on may 31 yk what that means crackhead but she’s fire.

by Titknee November 13, 2019

May 31

Hang out with your gf/bf/so day!!

By Brittney

Y/n: You wanna go to the movies?

Oliver: No, I have to study for a test.

Y/n: To bad it's may 31st.

by BritTheUnderGrounder May 31, 2021

May 31

National grab and smack ass day 😉

Guy: Do you know what May 31 is?
Girl: No what is it
Guy: *Slaps girls ass* It’s grab/slap ass day

by Naughtdays May 31, 2019

May 31

Send your boyfriend a tiddie pic day

hey its May 31 bae

by DADDYBANZ03 May 31, 2021