beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.

A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.

by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009

enough to choke a horse

a lot of something or to a high degree

His dog was big enough to choke a horse.

by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2009

Caramelized Horse Dick

The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head.

I need to program a "SMASH insert caller name IN THE HEAD WITH A CARAMELIZED HORSE DICK" button on my phone.

by Ryan Kay May 29, 2008

mexican horse fly

when a man inserts a fly into his urethra before performing sexual acts upon vagina, quickly pulling out and then sticking in the anus when about to ejaculate, releasing the fly into woman's asshole projecting the fly throughout her body and out her mouth. (successful if fly remains alive).

The male prostitute performed the infamous "mexican horse fly" on a very satisfied customer.

by chives4u5647 November 9, 2010

hung like a horse

a huge dick hanging well below your knees, only special people have them.

Big D is hung like a horse

by the reformingfranker12 March 10, 2012

horse biscuit

horse biscuits are usually found in amsterdam after a good weekend off smokin nd drinkin the horse biscuit presents its self! this word can also be used to describe many things and how good they are

thats the horse biscuit lad!" or " the horse biscuit on that horsey!

by horsebiscuit2010 December 10, 2010

flogging a retarded horse

To complain about stupid behavior repeatedly exhibited by an individual.

'I hate flogging a retarded horse, but could you believe that Marcia forgot to send in my expense report for the third straight week?'

by The New Musicologist March 24, 2009