The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.
by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014
Get the Free Dickmug. by CommodoreD May 25, 2009
Get the dick droughtmug. When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016
Get the Dick Dinnermug. when ur balls get super fuckin sweaty and your cock gets stuck between em and then you just hafta pry it out that's a dickoyster
by kyle cuntdick August 23, 2012
Get the dick oystermug. It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.
by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011
Get the Möbius Dickmug. When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet
by PAYNT May 16, 2016
Get the dick plungingmug. A guy who always tries to get the same girls as you, and often manages. Your sexual histories contain a lot of the same names, and you hate and fear one another, yet oddly respect your equal potential for ho wrangling. If you ever encounter one another at a urinal, you will both sneakily try to glimpse each other's equipment, to assess the enemy's capabilities. You will never again talk to female friends who bed your rival.
You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
by MagickDio August 20, 2010
Get the Dick Enemymug.