Critchity

Critchity is when you smoked a lot of weed, too much weed, or when you're just really high.

Shit damn, I just smoked a whole 1/8 of jet fuel by myself , now I feel all Critchity 'N' shit!

by Angelo._julian February 24, 2021

critchett

Refers to a female private area.

Don't forget to wipe your critchett.

by Anonymous_VP2 July 24, 2022

Snitchy Critchy

(male) person with disappointing private parts

You snitchy critchy! I knew you couldn't stand up to your reputation.

by bob inifinite November 9, 2012

Harriet Critchlow Syndrome

When a nerdy girl undergoes puberty and develops a pleasurable aesthetic and personality change, appearing as if undertaking more sexual acts ( a girl gets hot and slutty out of nowhere)

Guy:" Dude, did jenny fletcher get hot all of a sudden?"
Dude: "oh yeah man, shes got major harriet critchlow syndrome."

by master-pwanker September 18, 2015

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020

criched

the state of resembaling an ashy monkey looking african

After my all night bender, I was criched

by Mya Jenkins February 7, 2003

crotch pocket

Woman's Anatomy; vagina

by Anonymous August 20, 2003