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Dogfish Dick

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.
After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 17, 2013
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Volcano Dick

When one cums uncontrollably like a volcano.
Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"

Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"
by ThePonyLover92 July 2, 2017
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Möbius Dick

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.
It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.
by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011
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dick oyster

when ur balls get super fuckin sweaty and your cock gets stuck between em and then you just hafta pry it out that's a dickoyster
boy i got such a fucking dick oyster after that jog
by kyle cuntdick August 23, 2012
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dick drought

its like a dry spell but it only applys to the lack of a penis in one´s life.
I don´t know how long I can continue in this dick drought, I´m thisty.
by CommodoreD May 25, 2009
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Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016
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dick plunging

When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet
I was getting road head and ended up dick plunging my girlfriend.
by PAYNT May 16, 2016
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