School shooting

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*

“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING”

by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019

School Lunch

School lunch is really just a fat old lady's shit from 10 years ago

That school lunch looks like a piece of poop between 2 pieces of moldy bread!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

School Threat

A title used for people who show violent tendencies. This title ranges from Bronze, Silver, Gold, Hall of Fame, and Platinum School Threat.

Rudy Gobert you just kicked a chair so you get a Hall of Fame School Threat badge.

by Booban Marijuanavick December 13, 2020

The New School

Hogwarts, but with eight houses.

It was The New School First Year Sorting.

An Asian girl in a sleek, black coat she made herself put on the hat and sat down. A moment's pause -

"PARSONS!" shouted the hat.

A boy lugging a huge cello and large stack of sheet music (containing his own compositions, of course) came next.

"MANNES!" shouted the hat again."

by UnionSquarez August 8, 2009

Conserve School

Deep in the North Woods, surrounded by towing pine, there is a campus, sprinkled with lakes and wilderness beauty. A tranquil place for high school students to learn and grow with 60 other students who share their unique passion and love for life and the environment.

Conserve School changed my life, gave me the best friends I will ever know. It showed me how to live, but more importantly, how I want to live. This is the most amazing place, it is my home.

by The Chicago River Goddess November 19, 2014

The New School

Where admissions officers scour the globe, round up the most radical/artistic/generally eccentric people they can find, and bring them to Greenwich Village to earn degrees.

Legendary for the disproportionately high number of famous writers, artists, and musicians it has produced.

For public safety, the university really should have a sign in front of it reading: "Abandon all hope, ye conservatives who enter here." It's just not right to deny people of a fair warning.

Kerry: *points upwards* Look! People rioting on a roof!
Bob: That's one of The New School's buildings.
Kerry: Oh...

by PlaywrightX December 13, 2009

oathall school

Shittest school going, turning into a prison. Full of wet kids looking for fights 24/7. Looks like theres been a bombing in half the school, full of asslicks and foreign teachers that don't speak english."

'Oathall school is the worst school going, its so peak'

by Ray x x November 18, 2017