School

School-
Noun.
The place where you go after being born. The government lets you stay home for a few years to get your brain working and make you think school is a PRIVILEGE(though it is not it is a requirement) and then ship you off to hell. This is the place where,in Junior High, after your first menstrual pad, you have to pay for the next one. This is the place where they start to shape you how they want you to be in society, and take away all ability to think for yourself. This is the place where you will become depressed, lifeless, dead-inside, and CORRUPTED. Apparently you when you were born, you automatically signed your life over to the government to do with as they please, on a document commonly know as your ‘Birth Certificate’.

You also must get up way earlier than a reasonable time for a child.

And you have to spend about 13-15 years of your life in it, not counting getting held back or-god forbid- collage.
Shannon: GOD DAMN it is too early for this fucking nonsense we call school. And WAY too early for the torture of algebra 2 class.

Lacy: Well Shannon what do you expect? It’s School, Literally LIVING HELL.

Shannon://Groans and throws head on desk//
by FuckingHuntressBitch May 5, 2018
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