whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is 

The most ultimate form of the word who even better than Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing

Guy 1:Hey have you heard of the word Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is
Guy 2: how the fuck did you say that

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'is by I will inhail you January 31, 2020

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't 

the most intellectual word imaginable.

you: who
me an intellectual:whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't by Aidag June 1, 2018

whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es 

adverb
1. contraction of: in the manner that one, whom it is, would have, wherein there are many instances in which it was not that you are not, and such a manner applies the quality of belonging to all such instances

PERSON A: Man, I've been thinking alot about the work that psychologists do: helping people overcome feelings of weakness and insecurity. What would you say - supposing you were a mental health professional - if I told you I felt defined by all the times in my life when I wasn't the strong person I want to be? How would you respond?
PERSON B: Hmm. Good question. I suppose whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es. But I don't think that aline is enough.
PERSON A: Word.

whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es by nmsoop_lightbutter May 2, 2018

Thoum’st 

Thoum’st is a synonym for “the”,
It is also a abbreviation of

“thou isn’t “

“Mom said it’s my turn with thoum’st X-box” said Timothy.

Thoum’st by Thoum’st coolest dude October 17, 2018

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y

THE most powerful form of the word "whom".

Whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y has taken my aple.

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y by ThatWeirdAple October 24, 2019

whom’st’d’ve

The ultimate form of whom. Meant only for true intellectuals. Like my boi Stephen Hawking was.

Whom’st’d’ve ate of my cow-meat-based sandwich topped of with cheese and tomato and sliced dill pickles?

It was I whom ate of you “hamburger”

whom’st’d’ve by The True Memer March 14, 2018

Tess St. John 

A goated calc teacher.

Nerd 1: Yo have you gotten into Tess St. John’s class?
Nerd 2: Nah man I got waitlisted.
Nerd 3: Y’all got Tess? She’s the goat!

Tess St. John by Flamingofanatic69 March 28, 2022