Thoum’st 

Thoum’st is a synonym for “the”,
It is also a abbreviation of

“thou isn’t “

“Mom said it’s my turn with thoum’st X-box” said Timothy.

Thoum’st by Thoum’st coolest dude October 17, 2018

Thou suck'st 

Elizebethan version of "You suck!", invented by me.

Excellent to be used in English class, discussing Shakespeare etc.

Geek A: Oh, Shakespeare / Milton / Morus has given us so many unalterable vales and stuff, I so appeciate his view on ... generic crap

Geek B: Thou suck'st!! Shut thy face, noobe!

Thou suck'st by Captain Hero1989 June 17, 2009

no'st thou 

the King's English counterpart to 'no u'. Significantly more effective. Known for being able to trick a god into contracting the big gay.

Buddha: I have been enlightened to the fact that you are gay.
Me: No'st thou, thot!
(Buddha proceeds to implode)

no'st thou by Superbro133 June 14, 2018

thoumst 

A word that real niggas use.

Thoumst.

thoumst by Denkster287 February 3, 2017

thoumst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es 

Thoumst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es is the most superior toumst. It is far greater than any whomst or whamst variant.

Ni🅱🅱a 1: Thoumst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es tocch spaghet
Ni🅱🅱a 2: 𝐓𝐨𝐂𝐂𝐇

thoumst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es by Casserole x Shrek June 19, 2018