deuce pants 

A person who walks around smelling rancid, wears poop-stained undies and is always ripping ass (farts) in public places.

Hey Jerry, did you smell the deuce pants that just walked by? Yeah, she almost made me vomit all over myself.

deuce pants by Mr. Lupus March 30, 2009

g-pants 

Short for genius-pants or gangster-pants. A nickname for an awesome, funny, sweet, clever, all-rounded person who is willing to help you with anything. Comes first in everything, but their achievements can sometimes get to their head & their ego is sky high. Nonetheless, very awesome.

Hey, g-pants! You're awesome!

g-pants by B-PANTS May 4, 2009

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE 

Being well-endowed beyond measure.
Possessing a STUPENDOUS SCHLONG.

Anybody who has seen the Pamela-Tommy Lee video will unequivocally attest to the fact that the scrawny scumbag was packing more meat in his pants than the Ponderosa ranch!

PACKIN' MORE MEAT IN ONE'S PANTS THAN THE PONDEROSA STEAKHOUSE by weave August 25, 2003

black pants

The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.

Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"

Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."

black pants by Jamie Thorpe September 29, 2006

put some pants on 

What you yell at your buddy when you're drunk and you want to go out and raise more hell and he just wants to stay in his room and watch a movie...or worse yet, sleep.

I can still go out and raise a ruckus, I don't want to hear excuses, put some pants on....no backtalk, put some pants on. Put. Some. Pants. On.

put some pants on by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

poop your pants 

typically used in a derogatory manner to describe someone overreacting to a situation.

Roomate 1: YOU DRANK ALL MY CHOCOLATE MILK?!!!!

Roomate 2: Jeez, don't poop your pants. I'll buy some more.

poop your pants by melodram July 21, 2011

Muffin Pants 

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!

OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants

Muffin Pants by Sam June 26, 2004