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Monkey Chin 

Monkey Chin is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She never fails to give her best to everyone around her, from her elderly friends to her family. With her purest heart, she serves the community and brings out the best in people. Her soft, bubbly voice warms your soul even in the darkest nights as her big beautiful eyes shower you with love and utmost attention. Not to forget, the laughter she brings to the world with her goofy self. She is always quick with a stupid joke or a prank, all while having the cheekiest smile on her face.

Most of all, you know she's always there for you. :)
Monkey Chin double chin, when life is not easy, just be sleazy!
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Monkey Nuts 

A book written in 2007 by Vickie Sabin.A murder mystery about Veronica Martin trying to solve the murder of her cherished "grams". Set in California, Missouri and Oregon. Well written, 4 1/2 stars out of 5.
I can't put down this great book, Monkey Nuts.
Monkey Nuts by DKG64113 June 23, 2008

Monkey Wet!

When the vagina becomes extremly soaked with love juices..
Shit fool that monkey wet! right now want to take the love pole..
Monkey Wet! Shits drippin like a broken dam.

Monkey Wet! It's so wet i can shemmy my way right in..
Monkey Wet! by Young Sizzle April 7, 2007

Monkey Tennis 

To be all things rock and roll life style related. ie sex, drugs, rock, roll, prostitutes, porn, booze, guitars, loud noise, dirty women, fighting, arrests, tattoos, yowza, etc
The Monkey Tennis Experience, Leeds based rock band are fucking YOWZA!!
Monkey Tennis by Barnarby Quim March 3, 2004

monkey nuts! 

an expreesion of severe anguish
Monkey nuts!
I failed!
monkey nuts! by Ducklord404 December 20, 2004

monkey snatch

A vulgar phrase that refers to someone acting like a complete asshat. Their actions remind you of the putridness of a hot wet simian vagina.
You are a complete and total monkey snatch, asshole.

Man, Frank was acting like a monkey snatch last night.
monkey snatch by SWSTX September 28, 2005

monkey chump 

Ignorant truck driver at the Petro on I65 in Kentucky.
monkey chump by Anonymous September 8, 2003