HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE

When something is absolutely mind boggling you must combine random words to even attempt to describe it

Person1: you have cancer
Person2: HOLY RAVIOLI GUACAMOLE

by Opal astra 💀‼️💯 September 30, 2023

Holy Martrimony

noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.

"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.

by Tonecapone October 10, 2023

Holy Cuntage

It’s a term to describe an exclamation, much similar to WTF but rather showing disdain or remorse.

Holy Cuntage, I was so close to closing out the deal!

by Sugdeez October 30, 2023

Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.

The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.

by RealPriestess October 30, 2023

Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.

The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.

by RealPriestess October 30, 2023

Holy Lifton

Something my grandpa says. I think it’s from north Ontario

“hey Bernard just died. He was ran over a car and eaten by raccoons”

“Holy Lifton!”

by Dequav10us November 19, 2023

holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.

Holy Schmokes Lois! I'm in Fortnite!

by majorinbananas November 20, 2023