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holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.
Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf
by ok male friend February 24, 2020
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Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon
I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.
by Loritis August 21, 2020
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Matthew Capriotti

Biggest qt on the planet and Oliver da Goat 2024
Oliver Van Aken for president: Matthew Capriotti approves this message.
by Matthew Capriotti November 14, 2020
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Nasty Capri Sun

When you pour a Capri Sun in your girlfriend or wife's vagina and begin to fuck her until you cum then proceed to drink it with a straw
Hey man, I heard you gave your wife a Nasty Capri Sun last night
by Twatguzzler301 March 5, 2021
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Bull crap

by Osjdjv January 25, 2021
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gram crap

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.
Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa
by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021
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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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