3 definitions by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe
When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021
When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021
When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021