Loritis's definitions

Arizona Gravedigger

When you take someone's grandmother over the age of 85 years old and cremate her in the grand canyon on the third Sunday of the month and brutally fuck her daughter in the same spot.

I hit that girl with an Arizona gravedigger, the family will never recover

by Loritis August 21, 2020

Wisconsin Capri-sun

When you double handed deep dog throat a man in his mid to late 30's while drinking a corona beer on a Wednesday afternoon

I gave that man the best Wisconsin Capri-sun of his life.

by Loritis August 21, 2020