extra autistic austinian

he is an autistic person that bangs his head against the walls and he has a small peepee lol xD

look there is an extra autistic austinian banging his head against a wall.

by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 15, 2019

Austitties

Ample german breasts that suddenly dangle in thin, white, low-cut blouses around Oktoberfest.

Diese deutschen Austitties bilden mich durstig. Wie bleiben solche große Dämme des Fleisches in solchen kleinen Hemden?

(These german Austitties are making me thirsty. How do such large mounds of flesh stay in such small shirts?)

by Ralph Biergarden May 10, 2008

austibal

noun.
a person that enjoys biting a boy named Austin- usually on their arms, neck and butt- because of his sexy veins, huge penis and hes unbearably hot.

Caroline, why do you always bite Austin?
Because hes the sexiest guy ive known and im an Austibal of course!

by austinsdolphin July 7, 2011

Agustina Sweg

A person who acts like they’re completely innocent, but they’re actually full of weird shit

Yesterday I found it that my best friend is an exact Agustina Sweg like me

by AgustinaSWEG December 16, 2018

Austininity

1. To be like Austin Beard.

2. To have Austinness.

3. It just don't make no sense.

"That room is decorated with Austininity," said Bill.

"Yes, it's full of stupididness."

by Johnson brothers February 24, 2004

leave of abstinence

"Leave of abstinence" is a term used to describe when a person stops their voluntary restraint from indulging in bodily activities that are widely experienced as giving pleasure. Most frequently, abstinence refers to sexual abstinence, or abstention from narcotics, alcohol, tobacco, caffeine or food.

Man speaking: "My friend abstains from sex, but now he says he wants to get laid, so he's on a "leave of abstinence."

by demographic-man June 14, 2011

Agustina

A chode on a stick

On fridays we eat agustina

by Alfred May 15, 2003