dani unhinged today

Jeff bezoz, the dude that everyone loves said this to some random girl on twitter.

dani unhinged today so hard ugh

by obama loves lesbians April 3, 2021

Pee Pee Todd

A person that usually can’t get laid and was deprived as a child. Is usually super awkward in public. He/she wants to communicate with people but is too uncultured to do so.

Guy 1: Great I’m working with Stuart today

Guy 2: Have fun with that Pee Pee Todd

by Daniel Desario January 10, 2022

The walls are white today

A sentence to say you feel anxious, you want to cry snd you want to leave

*people talking*

Someone : “the walls are white today…huh..”

Someone else : “oh…uh yeah they are!”

*leaving*

by Froggyislost January 17, 2022

Oh My Todd!

Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.

I was just talking to him and then I realized... oh my Todd!

by UncleJohann1 August 10, 2022

You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022

Good Morning Today

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio

Good Morning Today is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023

No milk today

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".

I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023