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Canada's History

A bizarre sexual act involving three midgets, some syrup, toenail clippings and earwax. The three midgets gather in a circle, cover themselves with syrup, sprinkle toenail clippings on themselves, then lick earwax out of each other's ears while the spectator masturbates

Shortly sure can do Canada's History

by UncleJohann1 February 4, 2010

Oh My Todd!

Often shortened as OMT, and used as a hashtag #ohmytodd or #omt, a general expression for the sudden realization your attorney -- in this case Todd -- might be the bee's knees.

I was just talking to him and then I realized... oh my Todd!

by UncleJohann1 August 10, 2022