[walker]

to steal something or borrow without permission

I don't know where my xbox antenna went, I think Nick walkered it.

by ahab1685 February 1, 2009

walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.

Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

by Sam is a Dick May 23, 2007

A Mikey Walker

Having a wank or wanking to the 80 percent chance of getting caught

I’m going to have a Mikey Walker/has anyone had a Mikey Walker today/I fancy a Mikey Walker

by Mr pee body January 21, 2019

I'm Walking Here!

"I'm Walking Here" originated from the game "VR Chat" when a YouTuber and Player named Jameskii walked on in a raid with players dressed as Penguins and screaming "I'm Walking Here!!"

*person walks in front of penguin*
Penguin: EYY I'M WALKING HERE!
Intellectual: No shut up

by Oofmania May 8, 2018

stealth walker

A shopping cart being pushed by someone in an impaired state who wishes to give the appearance of a thoughtful, considerate spouse.

“You push the stealth walker, honey. It will help you keep your balance while I load the groceries.”
“Thank you, my love. I feel like I’m going to fall over any minute.”

by Bottom Ford April 18, 2010

walking the dog

The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.

"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.

by skullme June 15, 2007

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005