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trekkie shocker

a variation of the shocker fingering technique, where one forms the famous "live ling and prosper" sign with one's hand
"so i gave her the shocker last night..."

"dude, you gotta try a trekkie shocker, chicks love it"

"two in the pink, TWO in the stink! why didn't i think of that??"
by trekkie6969 May 24, 2009
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Shocker (SD)

a shocker is were a man (male person) stickes his fingers into his bellend called a (docking) well shitting in the bed.

shitter + docker = shocker :)
My friend aaron came into college and told everyone about his shitty ass docking... so we called it a name

Shocker (SD)

Unlucky for aaron he was the owner of this name and claimed it when he did it!!

the only person who would even try it what a Shocker!!
by rick stane June 11, 2008
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Stockholm Syndrome

Roflcaptor
Guy 1: Dude, at first I just got raped a lot but now I totally roflcaptor willingly all the time.
Guy 2: I can tell from your clever change of vowel that you have Stockholm Syndrome, a condition causing you to totally get it on with sexual predators voluntarily.
by jonnygoo October 3, 2009
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Shock and Awe

Performing a malicious and repeated fecal attack on your toilet from your anus above... Usually followed by a foul stench of death and putrid filth.
"hang on man.. let me shit now before we go to the movies... I dont think their toilets can handle my shock and awe."
by JadeHawk June 8, 2004
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Shocking

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
"It was shocking"
"What he did next would shock the whole world"
"The original inventor of windows has revealed his biggest breakthrough since windows 1.0! It's Shocking!"
by ixilliana March 2, 2017
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Rocker Shocker

A gesture made by rock/metal fans used to pleasure women.
by ShaneD August 3, 2006
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cock shock

when a person goes through emotions that relate to post traumatic stress after being "cock-slapped" by one or more penises.
"Why is Martha so shaky?"
"Oh, because Martha has cock shock."
by hippie du magique October 4, 2008
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