Canadian popsicle

Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.

If you don’t shut your mouth I’m gonna turn you into a Canadian popsicle.

by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025

pennsylvania popsicle

The Pennsylvania Popsicle: A daringly lascivious enterprise wherein a gentleman, ablaze with unrestrained ardor—JACK OFF—unleashes his copious seminal essence into a scrupulously chosen prophylactic sheath—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; this vessel is then consigned to the icy abyss of cryogenic preservation, transmuting the fluid into a resplendent, frost-forged scepter—JACK OFF—JACK OFF; with flamboyant fervor, the gentleman brandishes this glacial, crystalline rod—JACK OFF—striking with theatrical precision, each resonant thud dispersing delicate traces of thawed essence—JACK OFF—in a provocative, audacious tableau of unrestrained carnal artistry—JACK OFF—JACK OFF.

just hit my hb wit da pennsylvania popsicle he never saw it coming

by newyorknachoenjoyer May 18, 2025

Poo popsicle

When you stick it in her ass, get it all dirty, then fuck her throat

She told me to do the poo popsicle to her

by Kiwizzle July 27, 2025

Reddit popsicle

When you get a boner but don’t ejaculate.

I was in the pool and something about the combination of warmth and wetness made me have a reddit popsicle, which I was kind of frustrated by.

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Paraguayan Popsicle

When you piss into a popsicle-shaped mold and leave it in the freezer for 24 hours, take it and feed it to your significant other, or share it.

Sam: Im tired of normal sex, what's something more kinky and gross we can do?
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!

by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025

Pussy Popping

Pop that pussy.

Pussy popping is when ur girl stuffs a huge string of pearls in her pussy and gives u the end. As u walk backwards slowly the pearls come popping out of that pussy 1 by 1.

by Grandpaguh December 23, 2025

Popcorn ain't poppin'

It's when the panties ain't rollin' from the gangstamobile, and it's rain cats and dogs.

Steve: You tappin' dat?
Jeff: No hon, that popcorn ain't poppin'

by Matt Byrne December 29, 2007