Life Saver 

Term for birth control medication.

Defiantly raw dog her dude, I saw her eating up her life savers yesterday.

Life Saver by Marc G. September 22, 2008

Life Choice 

Another way of saying "decision that will have a major impact on the course of my life."

Also used for comic effect to refer to minor day-to-day decisions.

Aaron: I just started doing methamphetamine.
Jonathan: That's a bad life choice.

Comic usage:

Bob: I just ate a half gallon of ice cream. That was a bad life choice.

Life Choice by mattjm June 12, 2016

life partners

people that live together for financial stability with no emotional ties between them...some parents become separated, but stay in the same house so their children can be with both of them and to avoid custodial conflicts

Ra'Chel and Anthony decided to get divorced and become life partners for their daughter...no more mu-shu for Anthony :(

life partners by urMoMma313 August 14, 2010

life cereal 

Life cereal is a piece of shit cereal that no one wants. And if you have bought, kill yourself. Bye mom and bye world.😭🔫

I hate life cereal

life cereal by Life cereal November 22, 2016

life fucker

Any weapon, real or imaginary, short range or long range, that can fuck you up to the point of death.

John Wilkes Booth killed Lincoln with a custom made life fucker.

life fucker by Nevrmore March 25, 2005

life is hard 

A phrase used by parents to tell children fuck you, you can't f-ing do this. Stick with the hard way. Well those idiots are fucking wrong

Life is hard, my parents said. Then they died, and suddenly life was easy.

life is hard by Vuginawhore November 14, 2012

Life Preserver 

A large full set of voluptuous breasts.

"did you see the life preservers on that chick?!?"

Life Preserver by Tongtatatatong May 22, 2010