Jessee

Someone to whom everyone aspires
A very, very cool person
Sometimes Jessees have been known to act like gooses, or in some rare cases silly gooses

Keith: Dude, have you seen my friend Jessee?
Dave: No, why man?
Keith: Oh no reason, she's just really cool.. that's all.

by sillygoosery January 22, 2009

jesse

a hot smexy boy that loves his girl

Girl 1: who's that hottie?
Girl 2: that's jesse. hands off! hes already mine.

by thaocow July 19, 2009

Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

by Light Joker August 17, 2006

Jessica's Mom

The answer to everything and anything.

Jimmy: What does 2+2 equal?
Yesenia: Jessica's Mom.

by yeseniababe November 19, 2009

Jessica

A completely fabulous girl. Shes too real sometimes and guys that hit on her friends are fucking terrified of her...she will make sure everyone acknowledges her presence. Though she is shy once she's around her friends she bouncy and very energetic. Gorgeous girl with a nose you could slide down. Very big wide eyes. Everyone needs a wife like Jessica. She's like everything wife husband father mother aunt uncle ect ect. At any New Year party your at make sure Jessicas there...she will dedicate her night to watch your drunk ass.

1) Damn look there's Jessica!

2) Didn't she murder Krista's boyfriend?

1) Yep...that's Jessica for you

by Unnamed :) June 24, 2017

spinster jess

1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.

2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.

little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?

little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.

or

Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :

Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.

by jess the spinster March 5, 2008

jesus light

Crepuscular ray; twilight

A very nice shot of jesus light, captured a nice lighting effect through the clouds.

by Michael Chan January 5, 2008