Orange Human 

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.

That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.

Orange Human by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009

Awesome Human Being 

An awesome being is clearly someone who is, well awesome!

Yale: Woah!
Sal: IKR, an awesome human being!
Nathan: WTF IS GOING ON, YOU ALIENS

Awesome Human Being by MeteorCoder April 11, 2019

real life human being 

Real life human being...
Means a human being that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes...and is not a computer....

When i take the time to call a business /service company that i pay a monthly bill to...i expect to discuss my questions/concerns with a real life human being....a real llfe human being....who is a human being ...that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes and is not a computer...instead of me getting pissed off at a computer....that has no ears... to hear me speak slowly...ever...i think customer service is person to person....and all persons deserve a job....not a computer...

real life human being by PRETTY IN COPPER July 18, 2017

a normal human being 

A person that can pay their bills, has been married, does NOT eat 17,000 ponds of cheese every year, and has a good job.

not me, that’s for sure. a normal human being wouldn’t eat 17,000 pounds of cheese every year and have a wife. not me.

a normal human being by Cheese Addict January 31, 2020

Sledding Human Centipede 

When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.

Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"

Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."

Steve: "Pussy"

Sledding Human Centipede by Da real Adler Smith trick February 22, 2011

Non-Human 

A non-human is one who wears the marker of the non-humans. 100% of the time, the marker is army dog-tags that say "NON-HUMAN".

Non-Human: Guys can we do what I want to do now?
Human: I see you have the marker of the non-human...
Non-Human: So that's a no?

Non-Human by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2009

adult human female 

What normal people understand as the definition of the word "woman".

Considered to be "transphobic" by the scientifically ignorant who believe in such things as "girls brains" and "boy brains" but don't like being told about biological reality.

adult human female: "that man is a man"
TRA: "are you a biologist?"
adult human female: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog is"

adult human female by SalopianSnark December 15, 2022