A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
Get the You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!mug. No. It doesn't. The guy ASKING whether or God speaks to you doesn't believe in God and the ANSWER to him was "Yes. God talks to you. It's your conscience. That's God."
Dr. JeepJorp "Does God speak to you?"
Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"
Hym "If you don't BELIEVE IN GOD AS AN ENTITY WITH AN INDEPENDENT WILL AND A CAPACITY FOR DISCOURSE... NO... It doesn't. Do you, Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson, BELIEVE... That your conscience... Is a guy? Because for you conscience... To BE God... It would have... To BE A GUY... Is that what you think is happening there Dr. Jordan Peterson? Your conscience is a guy talking to you. That's what you believe?"
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
Get the Does God speak to you?mug. Hym "Correct. They're laughing at you. Because they don't give a shit if your kids get raped and they don't give is shit if I stab one of your kids to death because they didn't force those tech retards to pay me. Because you're not ever going to put a bullet in there head for it. And as long as the number of holes in there head doesn't change, they do not have a single for about anything that happens to you. Not that I do. I'm a psychopath. But I'm not the one who's supposed to care, am I? You don't expect the reclusive, psychopath, genius to care... But you're politicians on the otherhand... I've been threatening to murder your kids for a decade. And to build that AI everybody doing it needs to know for a fact that they were sacrificing your kids lives to steal that theory of AI without paying. And NOW... I might not even have to kill them myself. They could arrest me today and someone could take it upon themselves to bring justice to the world in my name. They'll certainly fuck your daughters in my name. Right Stephen Banel? The only way to guarantee that this works out well for everyone... Is to pay me immediately. And leave me alone. That's it. That's all that need to happen here."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
Get the Laughing at youmug. And not without paying.
Hym "No, you can't. And not without paying. You need to do what I'm telling you or I need to do what I said I would do and there is no in-between there."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the No, you can'tmug. A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma May 16, 2016
Get the you came from a great cosmic eggmug. by Will lister May 6, 2022
Get the Peak for youmug. I knew a guy who planned a school shooting cuz he got upset over a rumor of him and a girl. Turns out he was joking though he got a felon and it was all over the news. That guy is an example of When you F up.
by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019
Get the When you F upmug.