anal babies

after anal sex with a woman semen leaks out of the anus and down to the vagina, the woman then uses the juices as a lube and masturabtes with it thus ending with her getting pregnant

Jerry you kids are all anal babies.

by Friley July 30, 2006

Beer Baby

The unfinished beers found the morning after a party, usually containing anywhere from two full sips of beer to a nearly full beer can. Beer babies usually result from beers turning warm because they aren't drunken quick enough, or one sets their beer down and is unable to find it when they go to pick it back up.

Due to the high cost of beer, beer babies are highly frowned upon.

Nick: Dude, I was so drunk last night. I literally had 27 beers. I'm such a tank.
Kevin: Yeah, okay. That's plausible. I bet 23 of those beers were beer babies. We all know you start yackin' after 7 beers. Pussy.

Nick: I guess, I am prone to laying down a beer baby here and there

by 7Raulphie June 21, 2011

Baby Daddy

A man who only shows up when he's horny, is nowhere to be found on payday and swears he's a muslim when Christmas comes around.

"My baby daddy didn't get our baby no Easter outfit, cuz he said he's Jewish now and can't go against his religion to celebrate Easter"

by Me Myself and I July 29, 2003

whore baby

the offspring of an unsavory woman

I fucked that Filipino prostitute without a condom on and now nine months later, I have a whore baby.

by Gunson Roses August 13, 2008

babys momma

One who hassles for child support.

That chick you banged when you were drunk and forgot to bag it.

My babys momma is bringing my kid over today. I gave in and banged my baby momma last night.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

baby hog

A person who monopolizes someone else's infant, usually a mother-in-law or grandmother who believes the parent or parents undeserving of the child.

"God, what a baby hog," said Gretchen, "She's all over that kid like a hound with a ham bone."

by harry flashman October 11, 2003

Cry Baby

As a Crybaby myself, to me it means we are sensitive to things more often than "normal" people. We tend to let our emotions get the best of us in situations, no matter how big or small the situation is. It often comes with being bullied or being emotionally and mentally abused, even some that might actually be physically abused.

"I heard that Lillian cries over every little thing that scares her, she really is a Cry Baby."

by lillydachic May 1, 2020