Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.

Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”

by Eddybee April 30, 2025

Friday

The worst day of the week worse than Wednesday or Monday.

Ugh, Fridays are the worst day of the week. I can't wait for Mondays.

by BlackandPinkSquidSister May 16, 2025

Ferdatude

The innate ability to possess unmatched quantities of ferda.

Gabe’s incredible Ferdatude is how he landed a bid at the top fraternity

by James Barnes Chi Psi ferda August 12, 2025

Faridabaddie

A person from Faridabad who somehow manages to look confident, stylish, and unbothered despite the city’s chaos. Also says they are from Delhi.

I am a Faridabaddie.

by goddad November 22, 2025

Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025

Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

Friday Night Funkin'

An indie rhythm game created by Ninjamuffin99 about a short blue-haired bisexual with ADHD and huge feet named Boyfriend trying to get freaky on a Friday night with his girlfriend Girlfriend, but her parents want him dead. The game is mostly played by neurodivergent queer people (like me :3) and brain-rotted children. However, despite the game's player base being mostly iPad kids, the game is peak, and if anyone says otherwise, disassociate with them immediately, because they're probably a sociopath.

My favorite Friday Night Funkin' song is Roses.

by Anti-Garmadon December 17, 2025

Ferda

It doesn’t mean one specific thing it’s definition changes depending on the context. Ferga is very similar to “fetch” from mean girls.

Oh my ferda that’s sooooooo ferda; I can’t wait to see that ferda movie this weekend; New Years was so ferda.

by Bluestar2017 December 31, 2025