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When someone fakes being drunk when they really are completely sober.
Sarah was totally funkin' tonight.
She is such a funker.
funkin' by anti funkers December 17, 2008
They be trippin
Jaree was funkin yesterday. (or) They be funkin.
Funkin by hmmm November 15, 2003
getting wild out on the dance floor
Man, did you see Chris Brown out there last night at his concert? He was funkin like no one has ever done.
funkin by EricWernke February 7, 2008
-Alternative to "fucking"
-When two or more friends are doin the funki together
"What the funk??? Why is south so funkin hard >:(("

"LETS DO THE FUNKI!!!"
Funkin by crxdxncx February 23, 2021
Susy is lookin funkin today.
Funkin by minniefsmickeys June 6, 2011
When your trying to explain something in a extraordinary manner and the opposite person says you said something else…which is fuckin. But say funkin as a distraction while you come up with other words to say
I’m not funkin tellin you
Funkin by The funkin man August 25, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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