Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!
by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025

by gabrielxxx August 14, 2010

Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches
Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?
by Dannygogo February 2, 2016

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.
by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024

"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
