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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
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Deflated cow

Deflated cow is the Leader of the goat Lord cult, It is normally found in the depths of it's bedroom drinking Dr pepper or screaming at the top of it's lungs for NO FUCKING REASON.

This creature is friendly and loving but very easily annoyed, this creatures is also very food driven and can smell chocolate from a mile away
DO NOT PISS IT OFF
PERSON A: YOU'RE A DEFLATED COW!!!

PERSON B: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEANNNNNN
by Proud Member of the shin army September 1, 2019
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Cow

It's beef. not chicken. yeet=kick a cow day. oof. you died. main menu. respawn.
I yetted a sexy cow
by The yeetosaurus September 6, 2019
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cow

cow at the farm
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Cow

You : "oh hey Cow ... I mean jake"
by NeomiHopeAli November 30, 2016
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Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.
1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*
by Aditis May 29, 2017
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