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Glamour Cow
A fat chick who doesn't know she's too fat to be wearing those booty shorts. Usually accompanied by the horrific smell of hairspray and hot ass, these fat chicks have more makeup on their faces than a clown. They drive their man's SUVs with the 22" rims and wear no less than 10 pounds of jewelry to hide the fact that they are disgustingly fat and smell of ass. Their hair has highlights that don't match (an example would a dark Mexican chick with yellow-blonde hair and pink lipstick). Their men are usually short, Hispanic dudes who are too much of pussies to tell their woman that they are nasty bitches. This phenomenon must be stopped at all costs...I have kids trying to eat!
That wannabe milf walked by. I caught a glimpse of that neon pink thong and threw up all over some lady nearby.
Glamour Cow by Headman September 2, 2005
cast iron cow shit
(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.
cast iron cow shit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
How now, brown cow
Whenever you make an advance towards the opposite sex and are blatantly turned down without any notification. Can happen through any median of communication ( i.e. in person at a bar, myspace/facebook/other social networking websites.)
1. "Yea, dude! I was talkin to this hot ass bitch on myspace for like three days straight...non-stop! She was diggin my shit! Then she like stopped talkin to me outta no where! I think she moved to like Dutch Pennsylvania...."
"Naw nigga! She just how now, brown cowed the shit outta you!"
"Naw nigga! She just how now, brown cowed the shit outta you!"
How now, brown cow by Big Mac & Kevin Pertego Inc. October 3, 2008
Don’t have a cow, man!
An admonition spoken to a male seahorse who is concerned that he's gonna give birth to sea CATTLE instead of sea HORSES.
Most creatures reproduce though the female, with the male providing fertilization of her eggs while their still "in her oven". But male seahorses do somewhat the opposite --- the female deposits her sterile eggs into the male's sperm-filled egg-pouch, where the eggs are fertilized and remain till they hatch. Once in a while, though, something goes wrong with the process, and the male becomes concerned that his eggs are turning into aquatic cattle instead of horses, prompting others in his clan to anxiously admonish, "Don’t have a cow, man!"
Don’t have a cow, man! by QuacksO May 14, 2018
rapest cow
rapest cow by angel September 12, 2003