ass skirt

when a girl wears a skirt so short you can see the bottom of her ass

i can't believe she's walking around in that ass skirt.

by ohnooo July 31, 2006

piss ass

piss ass is used when you are describing something that is junk or and piece of shit.

"look at that little piss ass car over there"

by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007

Mustard Ass

Someone whose ass emits an odor strong enough to create casualties reminiscent of WWI's Mustard Gas.

Mike 'Mustard Ass' Dukes, has a weapon of extraordinary proportions in his arsenal.

by Krazy Kraka February 24, 2004

Ass cancer

Cancer of the ass, usually caused by sitting on your ass for long periods of time. Many RuneScape nerds get this type of cancer and need chemotherapy. People known with ass cancer: Telmomarques, No Excuses, Fredmcgarry, and Rens.

Ass cancer stages:

Stage 1 - Wanting to not get up from your chair for days

Stage 2 - Twitching of the gluteus maximus

Stage 3 - Black hole appears inside of the anus and sucks in all organs causing the person to die in a matter of seconds.

Did you hear about Telmomarques getting 120 dungeoneering?
Yeah, sadly he developed stage 3 of ass cancer.

by Evil Exit August 29, 2010

cut ass

When you make fun of someone or something. A.k.a. diss

Kimberly's "cuttin' ass" on Tony sayen he be eating mad much.

by Dee August 19, 2003

ass volcano

The move used by all the rap video dancers. Done by standing in place and shaking your ass rapidly.

Yo! Dat girls doing that ass volcano on weezy!

by Kevin John McCormack March 30, 2008

ass pee

noun: a kind of diarrhea that makes a squirt sound as it comes out. Sometimes, a faint splashing noise can be heard.

Aw man, I gotta go home and take an ass pee.

by Angdydrew March 16, 2005