The smell of ass even when not presently sniffing one; The lingering effects from placing your nostril on someone's sweaty ass hole and deeply inhaling.

Michael was diagnosed with ass sniff-itis after spending the day with his boyfriend.

Ass sniff-itis by J.Christo March 2, 2010

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Ass Chamois

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.

Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.

Ass Chamois by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

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ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

simply it means i'm gonna beat the fuck out you

Person 1: You dirty bombastic bitch

Person 2: Ohhhh no tf you didn't ..... Your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it

ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it by Ass is grass December 3, 2015

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ass injected death sentence

Another definition of AIDS. Stands for Ass Injected Death Sentence. Otherwise known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

If you give another man a portion and don't wear a johnny then you could go down with AIDS, you know, Ass Injected Death Sentence.

ass injected death sentence by agoryliver January 17, 2016

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