v-neck pants 

This is what it looks like when I walk into a starbucks with my dick out.

Look, i can see his dong through his v-neck pants.

v-neck pants by sneekix September 20, 2006

pee your pants 

the act of soaking your trousers

u just soaked your trousers

pee your pants by Anonymous September 14, 2003

poopy pants

Some one who takes poops in their pants without regard for others well being.

I am so glad that I don't no any Mr. poopy pants.

poopy pants by Jose Contraeras July 20, 2008

free pants ninja 

A stealthy, deadly person who sneaks through the night delivering deadly doses of free pants to unsuspecting victims.

Sean was being a free pants ninja last night. What a gaylord.

free pants ninja by roofiecurlz July 6, 2004

wet pants

Taking a leak or peeing in your pants, what a lazy person does when they won't go to the bathroom, other forms, wetter, someone who wets themselves. Soaking your undies, or in some cases, slightly more liquid poo is excreted into the pants noticeably.

Mary had to take a leak in the plane, so she allowed herself to get wet pants.

wet pants by LOLpalindrone101 January 13, 2015

Creamed in pants Weaver 

Any woman who gets aroused by a man, (particularly a policeman); A woman who likes a bit of Burchill.

Weaver: I really like your helmet, can I have my cunt stuffed?

Ian: Bloody hell Creamed in pants Weaver

Creamed in pants Weaver by Cowboy Paul June 24, 2006

Hand(s) down the pants 

A non personal stimuli way of relaxing, consisting of lounging in front of the TV and slipping ONE hand in the waist band of your pants or (preferably) sweats or underwear so that your hand comes to rest just above your pubic area and to the left ( if your left hand ) or vice versa for the right.

Edward: You going out tonight?

Don: Nah, I'm just going to chill and do some "Hand(s) down the pants" time in front of the tube.

Edward: Deceptively Elegant, yet surprisingly simple

Hand(s) down the pants by TheD0nald August 22, 2011