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Moon Gooning

The intense emotional practice of shiting cannon ball style ass up to the full moon with a native american present to bless the ritual
Honey me and the boys are gonna take this native to the moon gooning tonight and kill pelicans
by Goonieloony November 13, 2023
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Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual
Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"
by anonymous November 12, 2023
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I love you to the back of the moon

When you love someone to the moon and back it’s a very long distance.

When you love someone to the back of the moon you love them to the moon and to infinity!
by KAB September 24, 2020
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Moon Pudding

Two consenting adults engaging in anal sex, in which the receiver does not use a douche and/or Enema. The giver than proceed to ejaculate in the un-douched anus which gives the illusion of chocolate pudding during the finish.
“Hey did you guy see Aaron last night?”
“No, he called me after leaving WEHO and ended up going home with some guy and woke up to moon pudding.”
by yogibear415 June 9, 2019
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
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Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025
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The moons just a slice away

For something to seem simple, but in reality it's nonsense. Also used to confuse and or troll others; a friendly joke.
"Yo bro, she said no when I asked her out."
"Sometimes the moons just a slice away bro."
by James E. Robert October 4, 2015
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