dick dialing 

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

dick dialing by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

Dick Disaster 

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.

1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.

Dick Disaster by J-do September 28, 2009

Dick Larceny

When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.

Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.

Dick Larceny by UncleHappy December 2, 2009

dick piggy 

(noun) individual partial to the notion of fallacing others in a non-discriminative manner. Generally applied to women wearing an excess of makeup and or body piercings. May also be commonly used when describing a scantly-clad female. -slut -cock nobber -prostitute

Holy shit, I can see her pussy in that skirt, that bitch must be a dick piggy!

dick piggy by art the great February 8, 2010

Dick lean 

Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.

look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.

Dick lean by l3eck93 April 5, 2010

Dick Thicket 

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

Dick Thicket by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

dick muppetry

The act of painting one's cock and balls to resemble Gonzo's nose from The Muppets.

There's too much dick muppetry in this shindig, let's go get some boats n' hoes.

dick muppetry by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011