Fucking close to water 

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.

Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "

Fucking close to water by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009

Apply Cold Water To Burned Area 

When someone burns you, or you burn someone, some obnoxious person in the back would yell "APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNED AREA!" Because naturally, you or the other person just got burned... See roast or roasted . It's basically just a stupid little statement to say to someone who just got burned by another person.

Kate: Luna that song is so old why do you listen to it!?
Luna: You're mom is old, but you still listen to her.

Someone from the background who just so happened to have overheard: (To Kate) Apply cold water to burned area.

Apply Cold Water To Burned Area by AsianInfestation April 29, 2013

jetskis on water 

the most amazing thing anyone will ever see.

Ben:did you know that you can drive jetskis on water

class:no, really!!!!!!

jetskis on water by j-rob mad fresh April 17, 2010

bong water 

The water used in a bong. It contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.

When Steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.

bong water by anonymous May 13, 2005

Hot water bottle 

As seen in the Korean web novel 'FFF-Class Trashero', a sexual partner (usually in the case of the main character Kang Han Soo referring to a woman), basically a 'bed warmer'.

"A beauty, whose body was ideal to be the highest-grade hot water bottle, thus shouted while looking down from the top of a majestic fortress covered by ice and snow." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 65

"His girlfriend, who had played the role of a hot water bottle, had disappeared, while he was kidnapped to the continents of Fantasia again." - FFF-Class Trashero Chapter 75

Hot water bottle by jerrythebattlepus December 19, 2020

and people in hell want ice water 

a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.

Mommy": "And people in hell want ice water.

and people in hell want ice water by chrisssythewhite April 20, 2011

drag the water 

(v.) To cast a net into shallow water to drag for objects, usually bodies.

Drag the waters some more
Like never before...

drag the water by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004