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browning points 

the term you use when for 45 years of your life you didn't know it's actually called "brownie points".
Remember that you do have some days set aside as sick days so use them or try to get browning points for having perfect attendance.

paint the roses red 

To frantically attempt to cover up a mistake with severe consequences. Popularized by alice in wonderland.
I accidently broke me mom's favorite antique vase so i had to paint the roses red.
paint the roses red by DeTurk December 16, 2008

candy paint 

Brightly colored, typically high-gloss, automobile paint (i.e. candy colored paint).
The candy paint on the 'lac is simply amazin
candy paint by Brad C December 30, 2005

Boner Points 

Additional points awarded to female figure skaters who manage to give the judges a boner during their routine.

Warning: No boner points are applicable if the skater is not 18 years of age.
Kevin: How the hell did she manage to get 2nd place after that routine, she fell 2 times!

Jake: Dude, she got boner points, did you see that ass!
Boner Points by Johnny Dirty Mouth February 26, 2010

painting the town brown 

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."
painting the town brown by Jon Beech September 14, 2008

White pointers 

A pair of untanned breasts, or for some people, a pair of white tits.
Go to bondi, you'll see more than a few backpackers showing their white pointers. Have a relaxing XXXX or tooheys and take the view in!