parachute pants 

A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.

i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.

parachute pants by J Dawg April 28, 2003

Chocolate Pants

Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained.

Kevin: What the hell is that smell?
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom!
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric!
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?

Kevin, Nancy, Uriah and Tom to Eric: Chocolate pants, chocolate pants, can't get a ticket to the retard dance.

Chocolate Pants by WhiteNip March 18, 2010

Polly Pissy Pants 

The need to use the restroom often and regularly, delaying other people.

Person 1 "Can you pull over at the next rest stop?"
Person 2 "What! Again? You just went 10 minutes ago, you're such a polly pissy pants"

Polly Pissy Pants by Dougie123 July 12, 2011

SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants

An abnormal fetish based around Nickelodeons Spongebob square pants. Often times the desire for spongebob is undeniable and the person must go to the bathroom in order to let the...urge leave there body. Often have wet dreams involving large underwater Pineapples. The person will also be aroused by words such as Krusty Krab, sponge, bikini bottom, and Krabby Patty.

Spongebob square pants comes on TV
Senor Todo: "What are you doing leslie?"
Leslie runs to the other room
Senor Todo: "God lesie your such a SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants"

SpongeBobSquirtinyo Pants by Bartholopube June 24, 2009

butthole pants 

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Pants that are abnormally tight, and can usually be found on someone like Dan Dan, or Joe Jonas.

P: Why would you wear butthole pants that tight?
D: Because I take it up the ass and my chest is weird.

butthole pants by sssevered January 4, 2010

period flood pants

loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...

"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.

period flood pants by dixonurmom June 14, 2010

hj over the pants 

its when a girl is giving you a handjob over the pants

man, I was just watching a movie with that girl last night and she starting giving me a hj over the pants.

hj over the pants by beetlegeuse87 September 27, 2009