knobby knees

giving someone CRAZY NECK while on a hard wood floor and bruises start to form on ur knees

man 1: hey dude did you see how bruised up ashleys knees were?
man 2: yea she has knobby knees from the neck she gave me last night

by wifesize July 1, 2024

knobby Frey

The Knobby Frey is when a man takes a picture of the reflection of his junk in a urinal.

Wow I can’t believe Brian just sent me a Knobby Frey. It looks like a dress shoe.

by Fun in the Fanny July 16, 2024

Knobtrogger

Someone who acts as a jackass to boost their own self esteem.

Shut up you knobtrogger

by Incisirs June 4, 2024

Knobber job

Someone who is so fucking stupid you don’t even know what to call him

“Manny you fucking knobber job”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Knobby knockers

When your boob's are low to the knees.

Them boob's are so low to your knees . You got them knobby knockers . They gonna knock you off your feet .

by Lucky Strike 🐍 🍀 February 25, 2025

Knobtimist

A person who remains optimistic about their chances to involve in coitus, and doesn't give up at even when facing defeat.

A person maintaining a positive outlook in the field of mating.

“Knobtimist: the guy who gets rejected and calls it ‘foreplay.’”
“Blocked on everything and still talking about ‘mixed signals’… my guy, you’re not a romantic, you’re a knoptimist.”
“He got ‘We should just be friends’ and said ‘Friends… for now 😏’ — knoptimist.”

by www.conservativewipeout.com January 29, 2026

Knobbing

Slapping/Stroking/Brushing ones own male genitalia on a doorknob, usually done as a statement or show of power/confidence.

"Alex was knobbing all around campus yesterday, chances are your hand has cock particles now."

by trustinmango March 24, 2026