apple knees

when you're you get so nervous you feel like you're knees are gonna fall off like an apple on an apple treeeeeeee

"hey, are you nervous?"
"no..."
"yes, you are"
"okay fine. how'd you know?"
" because you have apple knees"

by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018

Shower Knees

It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.

Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.

by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018

juicy knees

When a thick girl rubs your dick with her knees until you cum then you lick it off

Yo I had juicy knees last night

by Gofkshakwl November 21, 2018

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

by JAYmist January 21, 2019

Bees Knees

Nicole Wheaton

- “You know Nicole Wheaton?”
- “Yeah! She’s the bees knees!”

by Glennyyy February 19, 2019

Mama Kneeland

An English teacher who is godly. If you are good and submit your entire life to Mama Kneeland, when you die you have the opportunity to enter Kneeland.

Yes Mama Kneeland. Thank you

I submit my life to you Mama Kneeland

All hail Mama Kneeland!

by awkwardcornerkid June 22, 2019

The Kneeyoncé

When u get knee’d in the balls by a Queen.

He shouldn’t be acting so sassy. I’m about to give him The Kneeyoncé

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 2, 2019