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Kneeland 

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A person (most commonly female, in their early-mid 40s) who twiddles her thumbs and rests her hands on her belly. When people chew gum, she calls them a fat cow.
Weird... who even twiddles thumbs anymore! What a Kneeland!
Camryn, stop chewing your gum like a fat cow!
Kneeland by hoebagsarecool June 18, 2019
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jasmine kneeland 

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A beautiful thick brow skin girl with big lips.
Jasmine kneeland is very adventurous and magical.
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Kneeland • jasmine kneeland • Mama Kneeland • keeland • Kheeland • Dizz Knee Land

Mama Kneeland 

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An English teacher who is godly. If you are good and submit your entire life to Mama Kneeland, when you die you have the opportunity to enter Kneeland.
Yes Mama Kneeland. Thank you

I submit my life to you Mama Kneeland

All hail Mama Kneeland!
Mama Kneeland by awkwardcornerkid June 22, 2019
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Dizz Knee Land 

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Title of song. Spelling was changed by group so as not to interfere with copyright laws, however "Disneyland" is also the nickname for the Orange County Jail.
"I just got cuffed again, Now I'm going to dizz knee land"
Dizz Knee Land by akakatydid October 22, 2006
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Dizz Knee Land 

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Where you go after you run away from home, crash your car, or flip off President George.
I'm going to Dizz Knee Land!
Dizz Knee Land by Dada June 21, 2004
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keeland

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Keeland is a handsome young man,he plays football,haves a great life, is looking for a gf,also he’s respectful and chill, he doesn’t judge girls, and loyal.
Keeland is a handsome young men
keeland by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Kheeland 

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Someone who locks doors no matter the time of day, or who may be inconvenienced by the locking of that door.
"He Kheelanded the damn door again!"
Kheeland by Beezzzy February 3, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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