by Tyesia Jackson March 22, 2018
A person (most commonly female, in their early-mid 40s) who twiddles her thumbs and rests her hands on her belly. When people chew gum, she calls them a fat cow.
Weird... who even twiddles thumbs anymore! What a Kneeland!
Camryn, stop chewing your gum like a fat cow!
Camryn, stop chewing your gum like a fat cow!
by hoebagsarecool June 18, 2019
An English teacher who is godly. If you are good and submit your entire life to Mama Kneeland, when you die you have the opportunity to enter Kneeland.
by awkwardcornerkid June 23, 2019