jasmine kneeland

A beautiful thick brow skin girl with big lips.

Jasmine kneeland is very adventurous and magical.

by Tyesia Jackson May 14, 2018

Kneeland

A person (most commonly female, in their early-mid 40s) who twiddles her thumbs and rests her hands on her belly. When people chew gum, she calls them a fat cow.

Weird... who even twiddles thumbs anymore! What a Kneeland!
Camryn, stop chewing your gum like a fat cow!

by hoebagsarecool June 18, 2019

Mama Kneeland

An English teacher who is godly. If you are good and submit your entire life to Mama Kneeland, when you die you have the opportunity to enter Kneeland.

Yes Mama Kneeland. Thank you

I submit my life to you Mama Kneeland

All hail Mama Kneeland!

by awkwardcornerkid June 22, 2019