Kneeland 

A person (most commonly female, in their early-mid 40s) who twiddles her thumbs and rests her hands on her belly. When people chew gum, she calls them a fat cow.

Weird... who even twiddles thumbs anymore! What a Kneeland!
Camryn, stop chewing your gum like a fat cow!

Kneeland by hoebagsarecool June 18, 2019

jasmine kneeland 

A beautiful thick brow skin girl with big lips.

Jasmine kneeland is very adventurous and magical.

jasmine kneeland by Tyesia Jackson May 14, 2018

Mama Kneeland 

An English teacher who is godly. If you are good and submit your entire life to Mama Kneeland, when you die you have the opportunity to enter Kneeland.

Yes Mama Kneeland. Thank you

I submit my life to you Mama Kneeland

All hail Mama Kneeland!

Mama Kneeland by awkwardcornerkid June 22, 2019

Dizz Knee Land 

Title of song. Spelling was changed by group so as not to interfere with copyright laws, however "Disneyland" is also the nickname for the Orange County Jail.

"I just got cuffed again, Now I'm going to dizz knee land"

Dizz Knee Land by akakatydid October 22, 2006

Dizz Knee Land 

Where you go after you run away from home, crash your car, or flip off President George.

I'm going to Dizz Knee Land!

Dizz Knee Land by Dada June 21, 2004

keeland

Keeland is a handsome young man,he plays football,haves a great life, is looking for a gf,also he’s respectful and chill, he doesn’t judge girls, and loyal.

Keeland is a handsome young men

keeland by anonymous November 23, 2021

Kheeland 

Someone who locks doors no matter the time of day, or who may be inconvenienced by the locking of that door.

"He Kheelanded the damn door again!"

Kheeland by Beezzzy February 3, 2010