Alexander Junker

Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.

One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.

Steve Carrel That Guy from the 70s' Show and Chuck Alexander Junker

by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011

man junkyard

Scandalous woman who acquires male companions by dating them briefly and make them into friends.

Dude he is part of her man junkyard!

by 13rent January 6, 2012

Vacuum Junkie

Someone that gets high from sniffing dirt in vacuums.

I get brain freezes from being a vacuum junkie.

by BrigadierNerd March 8, 2013

Pharma Junkie

A person addicted to pharmaceutical drugs.

She had four doctors writing the same prescription, that girl is a serious pharma junkie.

by Justin Adaze September 4, 2013

malkies junkie bird

a skank

malkies junkie bird is a chomo and he is poor as fuck

by malkies berd is a junkie June 8, 2017

Plastic Junky

Someone who is addicted to purchasing plastic figurines or toys. They will usually have entire rooms dedicated to their addiction and are constantly adding more.

Mike just gave Walmart another $300 to feed his plastic junky addiction.

by mikeofmerr July 27, 2018

Fortnite Junkie

A Fortnite Junkie is someone who plays Fortnite literally for cosmetic purposes only. They get $20 and instantly thinks of Fortnite. When around friends they dont talk about wins but instead skins. They are not even good at the game all they do is complete challenges for skins and v-bucks and other cosmetics, they play 50v50 all day and most of the time dont even win that. The worst scenerio of a Fortnite Junkie is when they have a job, because every check they get literally goes to Fortnite skins and they dont have to worry about bills because they are little kids. One more thing they have over 1,000 games played but a k/d of under .50 in all categories and under 5 wins in all categories, and also they have all these skins which in game makes them look better when you come across them, but trust me their less of a player than you and they think they can build but really can't. But the true meaning behind this is that they are spending so muvh money on a game that they are not good at.

Aww man look at that Fortnite Junkie...he has over 30 bought skins but no wins.

by Fortnite Exposer October 22, 2018