Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

by Drop-it April 1, 2017

ham milk

Effort of squeezing Greese out of a ham until it's dry meat

He got all the ham milk out for the orgy

by Chuckesn April 6, 2017

victorian ham

When you finger a girl with ham and you put cum on it and eat it

I gave that girl some Victorian Ham

by CANT TELL U JACK April 19, 2018

Ham

A gullible person

Dann that nigga Jacob is a ham

by Oop juke king October 7, 2017

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

ham tackle

When your mates about to get with an ugly bird, so you run in and save him.

Simon: you were smashed last night
Dave: totally had to ham tackle you

by Lp27 September 28, 2017

slice of ham

Sophia Penaflor

Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.

by bark bark101 October 25, 2017