ham tackle

When your mates about to get with an ugly bird, so you run in and save him.

Simon: you were smashed last night
Dave: totally had to ham tackle you

by Lp27 September 28, 2017

slice of ham

Sophia Penaflor

Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.

by bark bark101 October 25, 2017

slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).

Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"

by MasterOfDeliMeats October 26, 2017

ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

mad hammed

Eating so much ham you feel drunk.

Every thanksgiving I get mad hammed!

by 26 sloths March 25, 2017

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

by Drop-it April 1, 2017

ham milk

Effort of squeezing Greese out of a ham until it's dry meat

He got all the ham milk out for the orgy

by Chuckesn April 6, 2017