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chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.
I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.
by ChrisParker March 9, 2022
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Chris Warrington

Pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically, of a very high standard; excellent. Sexually attractive or exciting; appealing.
Wow your mom is so hot I might need to get my Chris Warrington on!
by beast1898 July 4, 2016
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Chris Allened

3-5 men: with a dildo in bed, the first to insert it into his ass without hands wins.
I Chris Allened the fastest.
by TM Bill August 28, 2022
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CHRIS MOM

by chris mom November 14, 2019
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Chris and Jennifer

They share a feeling of deep or natural affinity. This may involve similarity, love, romance, platonic relationships, comfort, intimacy, and compatibility with the implication of an exclusive lifelong bond, so when apart they will commonly see each other in dreams.
They hold the connotation of being the strongest bond that one can achieve.

For them, being quiet together is comforting like a fluffy down blanket on a cold winter night. Whether they are on their phone in the same room, or driving in the car, there’s a quiet peace between them.
They are each others fellow traveler on the journey of life—they need one another to grow beyond the limitations of their individual selves.

People think they're a perfect fit. But truly they are a mirror for each other, bringing attention to everything that is holding the one another back, so they can change their life.
They will tear down each others walls and smack each other awake. they come into each other's lives just to reveal another layer of one another, and then leave.
They're purpose of meeting is to shake each other up, tear apart one anothers ego a little, show each other's obstacles and addictions, break each other's heart open so new light can get in, make each other so desperate and out of control that they have to transform their lives.
Wow I wish we had a bond like chris and jennifer
by Glowinthedarktampons April 1, 2021
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Chris Baney

A scared, terrified person who acts like a pussy. Usually scared of microscopic animals and has a big booty
That girl is acting like Chris Baney
by Dadefinerman November 28, 2018
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chris guarino

fuckin legend, can be a simp at times but is totally capable of rocking your world (ladies and men) overall best guy you can ever meet
Chris Guarino has a massive peen dude holy moly.
by punaniman February 19, 2021
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