ass munchin
One who constantly has their nose up the bosses ass. He or she will purposely try to make you look bad so that they look good.
ass munchin by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007
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ass burp
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ass to breast ratio
The ass to breast ratio is the ratio of where the ass and breasts on a female are in proportion to each other
It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.
For example;
A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl
Ratio=4:4
Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio
The ratio can differ slightly
For example;
A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok
Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5
NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female
It is calculated by how much the breasts protrude from the breast bone, and for the ass, how much it protrudes from just above the tail bone.
For example;
A girls breasts protrudes from her breast bone by 4 inches and the ass protrudes from the tailbone 4 inches, the ratio is perfect for that girl
Ratio=4:4
Or you can calculate it by looking at a girl sideways and if the ass pocks out as much as the breasts you have got a girl with the perfect ratio
The ratio can differ slightly
For example;
A girls breasts protrude 4 inches and the ass 3 to 3.5 inches thats ok
Ratio=4:3 or 4:3.5
NOTE
All measurements must be taken from the peak of the breast or ass, in other words the measurement from the furthest point away from the breast or tailbone on the female
good ass to breast ratios are;
5:5
5:4
4:4.5
bad ratios are;
5:1= ok boobs but no ass
0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass
4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass
5:5
5:4
4:4.5
bad ratios are;
5:1= ok boobs but no ass
0.5:5 = small breasts to the size of ass
4:0= run away, ok boobs but absolutely no ass
ass to breast ratio by 88MOOSE88 July 30, 2010
ass garble
ass garble by crabbie420 February 9, 2009
Ass crickets
Ass crickets by Cleatus March 9, 2003
ass park
the abbreviation of a Winnipeg park called Assiniboine Park.
Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.
In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.
One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.
Ass park is a great place.
Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.
In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.
One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.
Ass park is a great place.
ass park by Jebus Crust June 30, 2005
ass dancer
A man who dances using excessive pelvic thrusts and general overuse of his posterior, for the purpose of drawing ladies' (or mens') attention to it.
man # 1: "did you see carl out there on the dance floor"?
man # 2: "yes, he was shaking his ass all over the place"
man # 1: "that guy is a shameless ass dancer all right".
man # 2: "yes, he was shaking his ass all over the place"
man # 1: "that guy is a shameless ass dancer all right".
ass dancer by Kaiser Vinny April 6, 2006