Face Toucher 

Someone who has candles lit every time they have sex. Who gazes intensely into your eyes and touches your face and asks, in hushed tones, "is this ok?"

ryan gosling in 'the notebook' - I bet Ryan Gosling was a Face Toucher when he was getting with Rachel McAdams… it put us off him a bit

Face Toucher by ciapel January 31, 2014

touch the d 

Refers to manual stimulation of the penis, usually by another party.

Yo, did you get laid last night?
Naw.
That sucks, brah.
It wasn't all bad.
Oh? Did she at least touch the d?
Yeah, brah. Yeah.

touch the d by XtheN October 18, 2007

touchxedo 

a t-shirt that is based on the sense of touch that takes the design of a tuxedo

damn thats a nice touchxedo

touchxedo by ABH and TEG April 13, 2010

Toughestest 

Tougher then Toughest so your toughestest

SEE THERE IS A WORD IN THE DICTIONARY !

- wanna fight ?
-maby.
-well im tougher then you so your gunna loose anyways so just back out
-no. actually im the toughest
- ACTUALLY NO IM THE TOUGHESTEST BIZNATCH !!!!!

Toughestest by BROSHAN520 July 27, 2010

Touchbung 

One that takes excessive delight in touching another's spinchter. Primary manifested in homosexual encounters.

Milt goosed Andy. Andy muttered under his breath "What a touchbung!"

Touchbung by LennX December 26, 2011

Torcher 

someone that doesnt follow the criteria of being a good human being.

That's not how you walk, you torcher!

Torcher by kd;f;dfijfo;eife[r July 15, 2017

dick touching session 

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.

LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.

dick touching session by infantryscoming August 19, 2010