piss twister

One who is full of themselves and a smartypants

That guy over there, with the big mouth: he's such a piss twister

by Ma Golden December 3, 2007

Pissed as a Whistle

Extremely distraught and perturbed

"Fuck they killed me I'm pissed as a whistle."

by Annahl Seppaigé November 6, 2007

Piss plop

The awkward silence/tension between people in a bathroom which is broken by the sound of urine sloshing and then awkwardly being muted by aiming the urine away from the collected water in the toilet/urinal.

Thing 1: "Ugh dude I was just in the bathroom and my friends dad was in there and I made the most awkward piss plop."

Thing 2: "Did he look over?"

Thing 1: "Total 90 degree head whip."

Thing 2: "Sucks."

by courtking August 9, 2009

Piss Rot

The smell of funky piss in organic matter. Pee that has not been shaken off properly or strewn about near the toilet. Once it has seeped in to organic matter (carpet, tiles or underpants) then continually worn or not cleaned for a long period of time.

Did you smell that dude? He smelled like straight piss rot.

These bathroom tiles smell like piss rot.

by AJ Elkenstein October 27, 2016

Piss fingers

When your friend takes a piss and doesn't wash their hands so they run on the bus with piss fingers and they touch your seat and you're sad.

Harsh : I just got done pissing
ZY : Ew you have piss fingers
D : NOoOoO he's touching my seat

by M&DB December 9, 2021

Weasel piss

Slang for penetrating oil

Spray rusted bolts with weasel piss

by anonymous June 23, 2022

Piss up

When a group of people organise a time soley to get drunk absolutely off their face

Oi boys piss up this weekend?

The lads: Yeah the fucking boys

by One of the boys March 5, 2019