pissing dog

A dog (or sometimes other members of the canine family) bred or bought for the purpose of defecating or urinating on neighbor's yards,homes and shoes.

Dave absolutely HATES his neighbor John so he purchased a pissing dog

by Brohtuiyuuby October 15, 2015

Piss Pissedofferson

Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.

Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Pissing off

Something that is really annoying; something that pisses you off

Brandon is so pissing off

by bmkoldman February 7, 2019

Piss up

When a group of people organise a time soley to get drunk absolutely off their face

Oi boys piss up this weekend?

The lads: Yeah the fucking boys

by One of the boys March 5, 2019

Piss Pudding

When the scat goes too far. And a bit of piss comes out in her front porch.

Reece: Yeah, don't you dare take the mickey outta my girls piss pudding. You fuckin' slag.

by Shwifty Minion Power April 25, 2019

Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

by NotChicago March 31, 2017

piss chisel

To pee into the toilet to try remove and remove someone elses skid marks

Eddie - Don't you hate it when you go to pee and there are skid marks in the bowl?
Merv - Yeah Dude, and you have to use the piss chisel to try and remove them!

by Birko01 September 7, 2013